reddit翻译：这就是我如何得知我老妈不在家的

引用元：http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/2hhdx0/this_is_how_i_know_my_mom_isnt_home/

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This is how I know my mom isn’t home.

 

 

tfyuhjnbgf：

I’m sorry your dog is ignoring you and waiting for you mom instead…

我很抱歉，你的狗等的并不是你而是你老妈

Emily_McAwesomepants[楼主]：

He’s really my mom’s dog. He’s so insanely attached to her. This was also right after she had left. After a while he’ll either sleep somewhere or annoy the cats or the other dog.

这狗真的太爱我老妈了，就算是老妈刚出门这狗也要在这呆上一阵子。过一阵子他会睡一会或去烦其他的猫或狗

 

 

straydog1980：

My dog does the same thing. We know he’s right behind the apartment door when we come back. Damn I love my dog.

我的狗也是这样的。回家以后还没看门我就知道它在门后边。噢我真的太爱我的狗了

Charismaztex：

It’s cool they can smell you so far away, it like they have psychic senses.

↑这太酷了，难道他们有第六感不成

Emily_McAwesomepants[楼主]：

or straydog1980 just needs to take a shower.

↑straydog1980我觉得你该去冲凉了

straydog1980：

It’s the smell that attracts the ladies.

↑这可是能吸引女孩子的味道啊

nexusscope：

mine knows the sound my car horn makes when I lock it with the remote…if I don’t lock the car that way she won’t notice I’m home until I’m close to the door but if I do she’ll be waiting far in advance

↑我的狗知道我的车遥控上锁的声音……如果我不锁车的话她不会意识到我已经回家直到我靠近门口

不过如果我给车遥控上锁的话，她会老远就开始等着我

iCyclist：

It’s cool they can smell you so far away, it like they have psychic senses.

Nah… that ain’t it. OP just doesn’t bathe.

>>这太酷了，难道他们有第六感不成

To Charismaztex：不不，层主只是没洗澡罢了

 

 

cartothemax2：

This is a great alert system for when she gets home I am guessing? You know for those times when you need to know when people arrive back home…

我猜这或许能变成一个极好的妈咪警报系统？你懂的……有时候你需要知道他们什么时候回来

Emily_McAwesomepants[楼主]：

Gives me the time to put my pants back on and shoo everyone out of the back door.

↑给了我穿上裤子以及让伙伴们从后门逃跑的时间

mindfuckingyou：

Are other people jerking you off? I’m so lost.

↑难道有人在帮你撸管么……我很疑惑

Emily_McAwesomepants[楼主]：

： )

JerkinYourGerkin：

Hi  ：)

喂：)

 

 

ademnus：

What IS it they see in humans that they are so desperate for our presence?

为啥它们那么迫不及待的想我们出现，到底看中了人类的什么地方？

Keeper_Artemus：

Humans: givers of food and treats. Provides entertainment. Can open doors, drawers, ect. Randomly comes home with cool new toys. Occasionally does awesome things like go on walks or take dogs to new, cool places. Skin tastes like salt. Soft, long, strong, hyper-flexible paws for head-scratching and petting.

We’re fucking superheroes compared to dogs.

↑人类：提供食物及治疗，提供环境，能开门，能拉抽屉等等……偶尔还会带一些炫酷的新玩具回家。偶尔带着我们出去散步或去一些炫酷的新地方。皮肤舔起来就跟盐一样。能够用他们有力而柔软以及灵活的爪子抚摸我们

TheTroubledMan：

That was beautiful

↑这太美了

Emily_McAwesomepants[楼主]：

Food dispensers.

↑食物提供者

AnalogDan：

30,000+ years of selection for dogs that like humans.

↑3万年以上的自然选择决定了狗是喜欢人类的

 

 

cyberdeath666：

So loyal and awesome. My cats are assholes who do this just to bug me until I’ll fill their food bowl. Fat asses.

太忠诚太棒了。我的猫只会在他们想吃东西的时候烦我，简直混球

Emily_McAwesomepants[楼主]：

My cat stands next to me and stares at me while I try to sleep.

↑我的猫的话会在我想睡的时候站我旁边盯着我

NancyHicks：

When I’m up and my boyfriend is asleep my cat will ignore me completely, stand on my belly and meow as loud as possible at him. If he doesn’t get up after about 5 minutes of staring at him she’ll be basically like “fuck it I quit”

↑当我上楼然后我男友在睡觉的时候，我的猫会暂时不鸟我，站在我的肚子上然后对他尽可能大声的喵喵叫。如果在盯了他大概5分钟左右还不起来的话，她基本会表示出“混蛋我不玩了”的态度

_CAT_FACT_BOT_：

Did you know that in ancient Egypt, killing a cat was a crime punishable by death?

↑你知道在古埃及杀掉一只猫会被判死刑吗？

 

 

teagang：

My dog does this too! And when my mum does come home, she goes crazy and runs from window to window as she’s pulling up in the driveway.

我的狗也是这样！当我妈回家后停车后，这狗会像发疯一样在窗户和窗户间窜来窜去

Emily_McAwesomepants[楼主]：

This guy sprints to the next room to grab a toy or shoe and panics when there’s nothing to bring and keeps running back and forth.

GOTTA FIND THING. BUT GOTTA BE THERE WHEN SHE COMES IN. BUT THINGS. ARGH

↑我这狗的话会跑到隔壁房间叼起一个玩具或一双鞋什么的，但如果他发现没东西可叼，他会来回跑来跑去

大概是想找到什么东西，但又希望当她进来的时候能待在门口，但如果那样的话又没东西……

 

 

temptroll100：

Dogs are fucking amazing man. How great would it be to have someone love you that much?

↑狗真的是一种不可思议的家伙。能让某个人这么深刻的爱着你，还有比这更棒的吗

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