Reddit：被学生喜欢上的老师（一）

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Reddit：被学生喜欢上的老师（一）

 

 

[–]thediscobison

I was an average looking high school teacher. That’s really all it takes.

I had more than one student say I had a nice ass within earshot of me. I was told by other students that “so and so likes you” and I’d only notice it after they mentioned it but then it was obvious. I had one girl pull the “I’ll do anything for a higher grade.” I had one girl in a six inch skirt lift her leg to my eye level (I was sitting) to “show me her new shoes.” I was spanked on two separate occasions. The list goes on. Kids sre crazy.

我曾经是一个长相普通的高中老师。事情是这样。不止一个学生在我可以听到的范围内说我的屁股很棒。也有学生告诉我某某某喜欢我。之前我也只有在他们提醒我的时候我才会注意到，但后面行为就变得明显了。有次有个妹子说:“如果可以给我更高分的话，我什么都愿意做~~”还有一次，一个穿着超短裙的妹子把脚抬到我眼睛的高度（我当时坐着）“给我看她的新鞋子”。我有两次在公开场合被别人拍屁股。还有很多，这些孩子这是疯了

 

[–]timotab

“I’ll do anything for a higher grade”

“Really? Anything?”

“Yes, anything!”

“Will you… study?”

[如果可以给我更高分的话，我什么都愿意做~~]

[真的？什么都可以？]

[嗯，什么都可以]

[那你愿意…..去读书吗？]

 

[–]mrteacherman89

I’ve had students spread their legs while wearing short skirts in front of me. One girl even pulled her skirt so far up that from my view it looked like she was sitting there in her underwear. Of course, being a new teacher I had absolutely no idea how to deal with this situation.

有些我的学生在穿着短裙的情况下，在我面前把腿张开。一个妹子甚至把裙子拉到在我的角度看起来就像是只穿着胖次坐在那里。当然，作为一个新老师，我根本不知道这种情况该怎么处理。

 

Most common is girls that will seductively suck on their pens while staring into my soul.

最常见的就是妹子们会诱惑地咬着笔，用着刺入灵魂的眼神看着我。

 

Even had one student put her hand on my upper thigh while asking me a question at my desk.

甚至有个学生在我坐着，问我问题的时候把手放在我的大腿根部。

 

This all happened last year when I took over for a history class since the teacher was out for the entire year, I was 23 years old teaching juniors/seniors..it was fucking hell. When I tried to tell the other teachers what was going on, the female teachers would all just laugh and talk about how I really got thrown to the wolves, while the older male teachers would just talk about how lucky I was.

这都发生在半年前我接管历史课，因为之前的任课老师要出去一年。我当时23岁，教高二高三的学生。简直是地狱分明是天堂我试着告诉和其他老师商量这件事，女老师都只是笑笑，说我是丢到狼群里的羊。而年长的男老师只是羡慕我的好运。

 

I’d also be lying if I said I never had some perverted

fantasies on lonely nights at home, but I’m only fucking human.

我当然会在家中孤独的夜晚里会有些邪恶的幻想，我好歹也是个人啊。

 

[–]iwantathrowaway2

I work for a college and do presentations for senior classes about going to college.

我在大学工作，给即将进入大学的高三学生做介绍。

 

I was in a class last year and during the first presentation, I looked down and saw a blonde girl giggling. Then I glanced down and saw that she was wearing a skirt, had her legs spread, and was going commando. I honestly don’t know what my face must have looked like, but it definitely made her giggle more. I did my best to do my presentation without looking at her.

我去年在一个班第一次介绍的时候，我视线扫过去看到一个金发妹子在笑。视线向下看发现她穿着裙子，腿张开，里面是真空的。说真的，我不知道我当时是一种怎样的表情，但那副表情让她笑得更欢了。之后我尽量把介绍做好，不去看她。

 

Cut to, about two classes later and I see her outside between classes talking to two girls who were also wearing skirts. She gave me a big smile and said “HIIIIIII”.

大概两场之后，场间的时候我在外面见到那个妹子在和另外两个同样穿着裙子的妹子聊天。她冲我笑喊道[嗨~~~]

 

Those girls were also in my next class. A few minutes into my presentation and I notice one of the girls is doing the same thing. Spreading her legs, and again, no panties. She is putting on more of a show than the first girl. Spreading and closing her legs, and covering and uncovering with her hand. I immediately realize that this is some sort of game they are playing to get a rise (pun intended?) out of the male teachers.

这几个妹子下一场也来了。我开始几分钟之后我注意到其中一个妹子在做同样的事。张开腿，没穿胖次。比起第一个妹子，她加了些动作，腿一张一合，时不时用手遮一下。当时我意识到这是她们用来激怒男老师的游戏（故意玩双关？）

E:get a rise out of 是激怒的意思， 同时rise也可以指石更。

 

I do my best to avoid her side of the classroom, so I can focus on my presentation. A few minutes later a security person for the school comes in and asks to see the two girls. They both leave and I continue.

我努力不去看她在得那边，这样我可以集中我的演讲。几分钟后，学校派来的保安要求见她们。她们走了，我也继续我的介绍。

 

At the end of the day, I am talking to the teacher, and he says that four girls in total came to school in skirts with no panties and were flashing teachers all day.

那天稍晚的时候我和一个老师说这件事，那个老师说那四个妹子裙子底下都没有穿胖次，一整天都在露底下给老师看。

I guess I picked the right/wrong day to visit that school.

我想我挑错时间去那个学校了。

 

[–]devils_advocodo

At my high school, the hot art teacher that all the guys lusted after married the hot biology teacher that all the girls lusted after.

在我高中的时候，每个男孩都意淫的性感的艺术老师和每个女孩都意淫的生物老师结婚了

 

An entire school of broken hearts… 🙁

全校的人都心碎了。

 

[–]MrQuickLine

Not a teacher, but I have a friend who’s one. When I was out of work for a while, I went to help her out in her grade 1 classroom. I play the guitar and helped her out with the music segments of her class. One day a little 6 year old came up to me and said,

我不是一个老师，但我有个朋友是。当我失业一段时间的时候，我去帮她照顾一年级生。我弹了吉他，在音乐课部分帮她。一天，一个六岁的小萝莉跑过来。

 

“Do you have my phone number?”

I said, “Uh, no, I don’t have it.”

She said, “Oh. I have a trampoline you know.”

I said, “That’s awesome!”

She said, “You could come and jump on it sometime if you wanted to.”

[你有我的电话号码吗？]

[呃，没有]

[哦，我家有一个蹦床]

[很棒啊]

[如果你愿意的话，你随时都可以来我家蹦]

 

It turned out I actually knew her mom from a few years back. I went over, we jumped on the trampoline, then went to Dairy Queen for ice cream.

最后发现其实我几年前我就认得她妈妈。我去了她家，和她一起在蹦床上蹦，然后去DQ冰雪皇后吃冰淇淋。

 

TL;DR 6 year old asked me on a date. It happened.

太长不看版：六岁萝莉邀我出去约会

 

[–]The_C_Bear

I’m a male in my 20’s and was a teacher at a public middle school, where the hormones are ranging and the social boundaries are completely non-existent. I had 12 and 13 year old girls doing things as innocent as asking me to walk them to class, or eat lunch in my classroom with me, to more explicit/weird like trying to touch my face or hair, leaving me notes and pottery, asking for my phone number and facebook, and asking to pose in pictures with them.

在我20岁的时候我是一所公立中学的男老师，那个是个荷尔蒙爆棚，社交底线几乎不存在的地方。有一个12、3岁的妹子一边做事一边不经意地约和她们一起去上课，或是和她们在我的教室一起吃午饭。有些更露骨/奇怪的会试着摸我的脸或是头发，留给我一些纸条或是小陶器。问我的电话号码和脸书账号。要我和她们一起摆姿势拍照。

 

Almost daily, it was “Mr. C_Bear, do you have a girlfriend? I know someone who has a crush on you!”. A lot of the students also had mothers close to my age, so there was some attempted matchmaking by my students as well. Parent-Teacher conferences were weird.

几乎每天都会有学生问[老师，你有女朋友吗？我知道有人喜欢上你了。]有很多学生的母亲都和我年龄差不多，所以也会有些学生来试着牵线。家长会的时候很尴尬

 

It was oddly flattering though, if only women in their 20’s were so upfront and direct. Thankfully nothing negative came of it, I loved my job and had full support of the other staff and administration who were aware of the “attention” I was getting. Unfortunately, due to district budget cuts, I found myself unemployed so I’m leaving in three weeks to teach in Korea.

虽然这是一句很奇怪的奉承，希望女性在她们20岁的时候也会这么直接。很高兴之后没有什么不好的东西发生，我喜欢我的工作，周围的员工和已经注意到我的人气的单位都很支持我。可惜因为地区财政缩减，我被解雇了，所以我在三个星期后去韩国教书了。

 

[–]Rreptillian

You do realize it’s only gonna get worse when you become the exotic white guy?

>你没意识到在你是一个外国来的白人，这只会让事情只会变得更糟吗？

 

[–]MamaDoom

Not me; My older brother used to propose to one of the cute English teachers at our high school every single day. Five years later when I got to her class, she remembered him very fondly. Turns out she had been going through a terrible divorce that year and his daily proposals made her laugh.

我的哥哥曾经每天都向一个可爱的英语老师求婚。五年之后，当我到她的班上时，她还很喜爱他。那时她刚经历了一场糟糕的离婚，而他的每日求婚让她很开心。

 

[–]Stoms2

I thought she was gonna say yes…

>我还以为她会同意….

 

[–]brickmack

There was a kid in my biology class in high school that proposed to the teacher. She just told him “sorry, your not my type” and pointed to the picture on her desk of her wife.

曾经有个孩子在我高中生物课上向老师求婚。老师跟她说“抱歉，你不是我的菜。”，然后指了指放在桌子上的她的老婆的照片

 

[–]Uglypants_Stupidface

I had a girl sit at my desk to use my computer during lunch. She announced to the other kids in the room “I’m behind mr. Q’s desk. Usually I’m under it.”

有次一个妹子在午饭时间坐在我的位子上用电脑。她跟房间里其他孩子说

[我在老师的桌子后面，通常我都是在下面的]

E:这个挺污的，看懂的可以面壁了，不说了，我去面壁了。

 

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受到番茄的那个老师帖的影响，我试着在reddit上找，然后发现了这个贴子。为什么我遇到过好看的老师。虽然有喜欢过一个老师，但那是妈妈的那种喜欢。

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